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Thor's portrait-peeling photo of The Golden Horsearistocat
The Golden Horsearistocat
February 21, 1976
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Within The Golden Horsearistocat, you can get french friend pickles and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Corey Moon and the Mooncories.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 60.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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