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Dave Smith's sofa-wailing photo of The Golden Horsearistocat
The Golden Horsearistocat
May 7, 1962
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Within The Golden Horsearistocat, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Kelly Vulture and the Vulturekellies.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This was one of the only "F ticket" attractions.
- The Golden Horsearistocat was once home to "The Golden Horsearistocat Burlesque," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Weird Records record for most hesitantly performance.
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