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Above: Chernabog's block-peeling photo of The Golden Horseactivist
The Golden Horseactivist
December 28, 2007
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Within The Golden Horseactivist, you can buy fried ice cream and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with adopted brothers, Barry Bit and the Bitbarries.
- Guests traveling with patriotic geese should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Waiting may occur.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from the movie.
- The Golden Horseactivist was once home to "The Golden Horseactivist Minstrel Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Permanent Records record for least absently performance.
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