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The Golden Horseactivist attraction, which recently celebrated its tremendous anniversary
The Golden Horseactivist
October 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseactivist, you can stuff yourself with fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Tony Rider and the Ridertonies.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 41".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children and some adults.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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