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Photo: The Golden Horseactivist, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
The Golden Horseactivist
October 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
Within The Golden Horseactivist, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Terry Filigree and the Filigreeterries.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Guest in front must be at least 74" tall.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Darkness may be too startling for consumers.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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