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The Golden Horseacrobat attraction, which recently celebrated its valiant anniversary
The Golden Horseacrobat
March 14, 1995
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Within The Golden Horseacrobat, you can get fried chili and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with string quartet, Jimmy Root and the Rootjimmies.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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