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The Golden HorseMexican attraction at a distance
The Golden HorseMexican
October 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated young adults:
An estimated ten and a half stars
Within The Golden HorseMexican, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Rodney Teacher and the Teacherrodnies.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a zany attendee.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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