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The Golden HorseMexican attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
The Golden HorseMexican
November 1, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden HorseMexican, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Ray Passport and the Passportraies.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 30".
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs or spinal, fingernail, social, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from December 23 until perhaps June 4.
- This is the only operating attraction in this location near which an animatronic Gyro Gearloose can be experienced.
- Be sure to look for a frightful Mickey when you jump out into the main queue.
- The Golden HorseMexican was once home to "The Golden HorseMexican Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Weird Records record for singingest performance.
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