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The Golden Hatshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its beloved anniversary
The Golden Hatshoe
March 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Hatshoe, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Zachary Barge and the Bargezacharies.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent mannequins.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from excessive boorishness or stomach, lung, elbow, blood, intestinal, or personal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imported illusions.
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