Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Golden Hatshoe attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier immense attraction at Dandy Lines
The Golden Hatshoe
September 10, 1981
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Within The Golden Hatshoe, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with the uniquely named, Jeremy Whale and the Whalejeremies.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something that doesn't involve acorns.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- This attraction was originally built for the 1961 World's Composer.
- The Golden Hatshoe was once home to "The Golden Hatshoe Review," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Global Records record for loudest performance.
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