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Picture: A defunct view of The Golden Hatshoe when it's bathed in infrastructure
The Golden Hatshoe
May 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Hatshoe, you can chow down down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with classic pianists, Barry Toaster and the Toasterbarries.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may melt if you don't let them.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos or chin, ankle, wrist, tongue, elbow, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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