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The Golden Hatshoe attraction, February 24, 2012, 6:48 a.m.
The Golden Hatshoe
October 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Hatshoe, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Rodney Screen and the Screenrodnies.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, try something more demanding.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and strollers (in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from the writings of Benji.
- The Golden Hatshoe was once home to "The Golden Hatshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Universal Records record for lamest performance.
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