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Above: The Golden Hatshoe attraction during refurbishment
The Golden Hatshoe
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1959
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: An average of ten teacups
Description
Within The Golden Hatshoe, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Tony Mask and the Masktonies.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
Trivia
- Shere Khan was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
- The Golden Hatshoe was once home to "The Golden Hatshoe Play," which holds the Budweiser Book of Country-Wide Records record for least changing performance.
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