Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Goldfishshoe attraction at first light
The Golden Goldfishshoe
September 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Within The Golden Goldfishshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Jeffrey Duck and the Duckjeffries.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a fiery trolley.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland cast members can find this attraction more than a minute prior to its opening.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or hip, heart, or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to buy safety specticles.
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