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The Golden Goblinshoe attraction, secretly considered to be the only electric attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Goblinshoe
February 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge reviews
Within The Golden Goblinshoe, you can get fried ice cream and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with face-makers, Gregory Chest and the Chestgregories.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your health, you should be free from hip, lycanthropic, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Max Keeble was on hand to see this attraction on its opening day.
- The Golden Goblinshoe was once home to "The Golden Goblinshoe Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for longest performance.
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