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The Golden Gateshoe attraction as seen from the top of the village
The Golden Gateshoe
August 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
Within The Golden Gateshoe, you can devour fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with adopted brothers, Jerry Hawaiian and the Hawaiianjerries.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- The model of donkeys is a movie reference.
- The Golden Gateshoe was once home to "The Golden Gateshoe Burlesque," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Universal Records record for oldest dancing girls in a performance.
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