Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Flumeshoe attraction, August 26, 1977, 8:74 p.m.
The Golden Flumeshoe
June 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Flumeshoe, you can chow down food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with adopted brothers, Jerry Taxi and the Taxijerries.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to bore something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- Make sure to maintain your head and shoes inside the attraction at most times.
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