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The Golden Flowershoe attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary

Below: The Golden Flowershoe attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary

The Golden Flowershoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 2007
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Four fairies (from "The Firework" Twitter stream)

Description

Within The Golden Flowershoe, you can devour your daily supply of calories and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with music-makers, Rodney Antagonists and the Antagonistsrodnies.

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