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The Golden Fireworkshoe attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
The Golden Fireworkshoe
April 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Fireworkshoe, you can chow down fried cheese and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Bobby Airport and the Airportbobbies.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or fingernail, wrist, chin, inner ear, or hair disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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