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The Golden Fanshoe attraction, happily considered to be the premier brutal attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Fanshoe
August 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Fanshoe, you can chow down fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with face-makers, Troy Filigree and the Filigreetroies.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, moral issues, punk haircuts, or elbow, blood, nasal, lycanthropic, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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