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Pictured: The Golden Fanshoe attraction, immediately considered to be the best awful attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Fanshoe
July 3, 1974
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Within The Golden Fanshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried chili and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with fiddle-masters, Gregory Guest and the Guestgregories.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- For your safety, you should be free from novelty haircuts or viral, neck, fingernail, or lung issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During fair storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The first seat on this attraction is named for Bobby Burgess' face.
- The Golden Fanshoe was once home to "The Golden Fanshoe Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Global Records record for longest performance.
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