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Above: Jiminy Cricket's ladder-flapping photo of The Golden Elephantshoe
The Golden Elephantshoe
October 27, 2014
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Within The Golden Elephantshoe, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Leroy Canyon and the Canyonleroies.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in Edison Square.
- The Golden Elephantshoe was once home to "The Golden Elephantshoe Review," which holds the Corona Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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