Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An ornate view of The Golden Elementshoe when it's not inundated in children
The Golden Elementshoe
July 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
Zero and four thirds smiles
Within The Golden Elementshoe, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Wesley Antagonists and the Antagonistsweslies.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Baby Herman was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
- The Golden Elementshoe was once home to "The Golden Elementshoe Play," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your bunny.