Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Dressshoe attraction, humanely cleaning in the afternoon candlelight
The Golden Dressshoe
October 17, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten and a half Mickeys (from "Massive Diary" Twitter stream)
Within The Golden Dressshoe, you can buy fried food and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with fiddle-masters, Jeffrey Hole and the Holejeffries.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and see.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to maintain your children and strollers (in that order) away from the wild animals at various times.
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