Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Golden Dressshoe attraction, merrily smiling in the fading sunlight
The Golden Dressshoe
April 24, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Dressshoe, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Jerry Sparrow and the Sparrowjerries.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or knee or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No running or churros allowed.
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