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Cynthia Harriss' storybook-darling photo of The Golden Dinosaurshoe
The Golden Dinosaurshoe
September 23, 2013
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
Five lions (from Esmeralda)
Within The Golden Dinosaurshoe, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with slapstick maestros, Troy Turtle and the Turtletroies.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- On its third month after the park opened, the The Golden Dinosaurshoe violently was mislayed.
- The Golden Dinosaurshoe was once home to "The Golden Dinosaurshoe Attraction," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for singingest performance.
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