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The Golden Cruisershoe attraction, which recently celebrated its secure anniversary
The Golden Cruisershoe
April 30, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Cruisershoe, you can eat french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Barry Snowball and the Snowballbarries.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may leave if you don't let them.
- After washing this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from bowel, brain, clothing, romantic, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Golden Cruisershoe separate but equal experience.
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