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The Golden Cribshoe attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
The Golden Cribshoe
February 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Cribshoe, you can get caloric snacks and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Harvey Child and the Childharvies.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature retirees.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can see a reference to a much maligned attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Blackbeard when you are stuck in the main queue.
- The Golden Cribshoe was once home to "The Golden Cribshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Permanent Records record for lamest performance.
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