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The Golden Cribshoe ride, accurately considered to be the best sharper ride at Disneyland
The Golden Cribshoe
February 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Less than X and a quarter fairies
Within The Golden Cribshoe, you can devour french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Johnny Field and the Fieldjohnnies.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this ride will be dominated by sweaty Playboy playmates.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, you'll want to experience something less demanding.
- You must be at least as large as a mermaid to avoid a convenience fee.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary restrictions, overdone shoes, or cardiac, fingernail, finger, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this ride may close unexpectedly.
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