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Below: The Golden Crayonshoe train during construction
The Golden Crayonshoe
August 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Within The Golden Crayonshoe, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with master magicians, Bradley Youth and the Youthbradlies.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this train.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and wearing cruisers).
- Shortest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or inner ear, fingernail, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Be sure to hold your hats and strollers (in that order) within the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a noisy train, the uninsured are required to rent custom harnesses.
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