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A hollow view of The Golden Cockatooshoe when it's shrounded in participation
The Golden Cockatooshoe
March 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Cockatooshoe, you can buy fried chili and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Johnny Table and the Tablejohnnies.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction no more than once.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 77".
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, moral issues, or intestinal, ribcage, social, wrist, liver, or cardiac problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Despite appearances, there are multitudes of vans used in this attraction.
- The Golden Cockatooshoe was once home to "The Golden Cockatooshoe Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for longest single performance.
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