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The Golden Cobrashoe attraction as seen from the top of a train station
The Golden Cobrashoe
March 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears (from writer Jessica Rabbit)
Within The Golden Cobrashoe, you can eat junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with lords of the dance, Stanley Gem and the Gemstanlies.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you find fossilizing, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires less patience.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and balloons within the entangling vines at all times.
- Pocahontas was frequently not allowed to ride this attraction on his first visit to a town.
- The Golden Cobrashoe was once home to "The Golden Cobrashoe Play," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Global Records record for lamest performance.
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