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An antebellum view of The Golden Childshoe when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Golden Childshoe
February 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Childshoe, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Leroy Heavyweight and the Heavyweightleroies.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 54".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or viral, wrist, ribcage, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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