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An antebellum view of The Golden Childshoe when it's not shrounded in tarps

An antebellum view of The Golden Childshoe when it's not shrounded in tarps

The Golden Childshoe

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 16, 1992
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Within The Golden Childshoe, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Leroy Heavyweight and the Heavyweightleroies.

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