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Image: The Golden Childshoe train as seen from the top of a hole
The Golden Childshoe
April 5, 2003
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Within The Golden Childshoe, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a set with fiddle-masters, Guy Mummy and the Mummyguies.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Boredom may occur.
- During bad weather, this train may smell funny.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this train's soundtrack.
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