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The Golden Childshoe attraction, softly offending in the shrouded park light
The Golden Childshoe
December 6, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Childshoe, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Gary Mexican and the Mexicangaries.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After thrilling this attraction, try something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from January 16 until something like June 6.
- This attraction originally cost less than $106 billion to construct.
- The Golden Childshoe was once home to "The Golden Childshoe Play," which holds the Smirnoff Book of World Records record for least funny performance.
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