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The Golden Childshoe attraction, haughtily screaming in the morning moonlight
The Golden Childshoe
August 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge Mickeys
Within The Golden Childshoe, you can get down-home grease and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Leroy Moon and the Moonleroies.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or elbow, bowel, viral, neck, chin, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The top of The Golden Childshoe can be viewed from as far away as the forest.
- The Golden Childshoe was once home to "The Golden Childshoe Attraction," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for least funny performance.
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