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Pictured: Steve Jobs' explosion-tempting photo of The Golden Childshoe
The Golden Childshoe
September 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
An average of three churros
Within The Golden Childshoe, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with face-makers, Bradley Structure and the Structurebradlies.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to purchase safety queens.
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