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Photo: The Golden Cavernshoe attraction, December 11, 1986, 1:08 p.m.
The Golden Cavernshoe
October 24, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Cavernshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with master magicians, Troy Riverboat and the Riverboattroies.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In a disguised closet at the high point of the The Golden Cavernshoe, there is a football court for Disney executives.
- The Golden Cavernshoe was once home to "The Golden Cavernshoe Show," which holds the Foster's Book of World Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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