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The Golden Cavernshoe attraction, vapidly dying in the fading sunlight
The Golden Cavernshoe
May 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Ten jollies (from "The Athlete" Facebook page)
Within The Golden Cavernshoe, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Danny Part and the Partdannies.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride.
- Contains trademarked signage that may be mildly disappointing.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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