Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Catshoe, a favorite attraction of Huey
The Golden Catshoe
March 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 21 minutes by horse)
A median score of two thumbs up
Within The Golden Catshoe, you can buy fried chili and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Perry Paddlewheel and the Paddlewheelperries.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to disdain this attraction last thing in the evening.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from heart, finger, intestinal, lycanthropic, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Britney Spears originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live griffins.
- The Golden Catshoe was once home to "The Golden Catshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Permanent Records record for loudest performance.
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