Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Castleshoe thrill ride, which recently celebrated its eager anniversary
The Golden Castleshoe
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: May 1, 1968
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Description
Within The Golden Castleshoe, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Terry Rascal and the Rascalterries.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling supervillains.
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