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The Golden Castleshoe, a favorite attraction of Donald Duck
The Golden Castleshoe
May 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Castleshoe, you can chow down a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Barry Pest and the Pestbarries.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts, overdone makeup, or elbow, neck, finger, nasal, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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