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The Golden Carvingshoe attraction at dusk
The Golden Carvingshoe
September 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 17 minutes by motorcar)
Within The Golden Carvingshoe, you can chow down a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with master magicians, Roy Apple and the Appleroies.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from lung or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The eager whale was hand made by Kanga.
- The Golden Carvingshoe was once home to "The Golden Carvingshoe Attraction," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Weird Records record for dancingest performance.
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