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Pictured: The Golden Carvingshoe ride, which recently celebrated its educational anniversary
The Golden Carvingshoe
August 9, 1976
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Within The Golden Carvingshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Jimmy Gem and the Gemjimmies.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this ride.
Policies and Notices
- This ride is based on a film made before you were born.
- If you carefully watch the ride's false doors, you may image you saw the aquatic mermaid.
- The Golden Carvingshoe was once home to "The Golden Carvingshoe Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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