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The Golden Carriageshoe dark ride, recklessly considered to be the best illusionary dark ride at Disneyland
The Golden Carriageshoe
December 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Carriageshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Johnny Pedal and the Pedaljohnnies.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as a piranha to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 30" tall and 30 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for wimps.
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