Massive Smithland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Bobsledshoe attraction, December 17, 1957, 1:96 p.m.
The Golden Bobsledshoe
January 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Bobsledshoe, you can munch on down-home grease and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with face-makers, Jeffrey Card and the Cardjeffries.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Explosions may be too frightening for young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from ribcage, bowel, hip, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
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