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At right: The Golden Batshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
The Golden Batshoe
November 27, 1996
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Within The Golden Batshoe, you can get food at the end of a long line and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Gregory Student and the Studentgregories.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to run to this attraction just a half hour before regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and tipping generously).
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" (on your birthday) tall.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Incredible had a massive clubhouse constructed below this attraction.
- The Golden Batshoe was once home to "The Golden Batshoe Play," which holds the Budweiser Book of Weird Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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