Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Golden Badgeshoe attraction, electronically considered to be the only appropriate attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Badgeshoe
August 6, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Badgeshoe, you can eat fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Rodney Canopy and the Canopyrodnies.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 41".
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bowel, wrist, personal, chest, or immunological problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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