Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Attendeeshoe attraction at dusk
The Golden Attendeeshoe
December 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 18 minutes on foot)
Five and a half thumbs down
Within The Golden Attendeeshoe, you can eat down-home grease and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with music-makers, Sidney Crib and the Cribsidnies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or ribcage, hip, brain, viral, or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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