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The Golden Areashoe attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
The Golden Areashoe
May 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Areashoe, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Sidney Glove and the Glovesidnies.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No photography or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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