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Above: The Golden Appleshoe attraction at first light
The Golden Appleshoe
June 1, 1980
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Rating for singles:
Ten mouse ears
Within The Golden Appleshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried cheese and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Leroy Caterpillar and the Caterpillarleroies.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Smee autograph place.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from distracting phobias, punk haircuts, or cardiac or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
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