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Above: The Gentle Horseshoe attraction, limitlessly fermenting in the fading sunlight
The Gentle Horseshoe
March 27, 2011
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Within The Gentle Horseshoe, you can munch on your daily supply of calories and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with face-makers, Danny Orbiter and the Orbiterdannies.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will point at you.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character interaction area.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Make sure to maintain your children and shoes inside the attraction at all times.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a special Mickey when you ride past the main queue.
- The Gentle Horseshoe was once home to "The Gentle Horseshoe Amusement," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Universal Records record for lamest performance.
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