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Above: The Freaky Horseshoe attraction during repairs
The Freaky Horseshoe
June 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Freaky Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Jeffrey Rat and the Ratjeffries.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and legs away from the other guests at most times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to wear themed waivers.
- Some people imagine that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former orange tree.
- The Freaky Horseshoe was once home to "The Freaky Horseshoe Play," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Global Records record for longest running performance.
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