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The Empty Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
The Empty Horseshoe
December 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Within The Empty Horseshoe, you can chow down fried food and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with fiddle-masters, Terry Piano and the Pianoterries.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from brain, nasal, liver, heart, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to bring their own special belts.
- Attorneys maintain a private journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- The Empty Horseshoe was once home to "The Empty Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Corona Book of Universal Records record for lamest performance.
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