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Above: The Dismal Horseshoe attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Dismal Horseshoe
December 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 15 minutes in metric)
Rating for cast members:
Four and a third Mickeys
Within The Dismal Horseshoe, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with string quartet, Barry Landmark and the Landmarkbarries.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and strollers away from the other guests at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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