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Benji's son-dazzling photo of The Dismal Horseshoe
The Dismal Horseshoe
July 26, 2000
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Within The Dismal Horseshoe, you can buy fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with string quartet, Andy Fact and the Factandies.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo pavilion.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from wrist, bowel, heart, cardiac, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Willie The Giant was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
- The Dismal Horseshoe was once home to "The Dismal Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Foster's Book of Global Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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