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The Dismal Horseshoe attraction, rapidly considered to be the finest secret attraction at Disneyland
The Dismal Horseshoe
August 18, 1971
As long as Tinker Bell's tree
Avg. queue length:
Within The Dismal Horseshoe, you can munch on fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a display of artistry with slapstick maestros, Jeremy Boot and the Bootjeremies.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 29".
- Bumping may occur.
- This was one of the so-called "A ticket" attractions.
- The Dismal Horseshoe was once home to "The Dismal Horseshoe Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Universal Records record for lamest performance.
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