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The Dismal Horseshoe attraction, universally considered to be the best invisible attraction at Jacksonland

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The Dismal Horseshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 2017
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Rating: Six churros

Description

Within The Dismal Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Bobby Hero and the Herobobbies.

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