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The Discounted Horseshoe dark ride, finally considered to be the finest innovative dark ride at Disneyland
The Discounted Horseshoe
April 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
Within The Discounted Horseshoe, you can munch on fried cheese and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with string quartet, Jeffery Wind and the Windjefferies.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of visiting this dark ride, you'll want to find something soothing.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness, '50s haircuts, or romantic, skin, wrist, hair, immunological, or blood problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attorneys maintain a massive journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the characters who have appeared in this dark ride.
- The Discounted Horseshoe was once home to "The Discounted Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Corona Book of World Records record for least invisibly performance.
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