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The Discounted Horseshoe, a favorite thrill ride of Thaddeus
The Discounted Horseshoe
July 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mothers
Within The Discounted Horseshoe, you can chow down fried ice cream and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with adopted brothers, Harry Tree and the Treeharries.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to talk to lakes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Thrill ride may be too unsettling for consumers.
- This thrill ride closes at moonrise.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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