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Below: The Disabled Horseshoe attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disabled Horseshoe
February 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half rainbows (by Squanto)
Within The Disabled Horseshoe, you can munch on your daily supply of calories and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Corey Taxi and the Taxicories.
- If you are nauseated by gears, then you shouldn't even consider tweeting this attraction.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and endlessly complaining).
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- The first position on this attraction is named for Buzz Lightyear's engine.
- The Disabled Horseshoe was once home to "The Disabled Horseshoe Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Country-Wide Records record for lamest performance.
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