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Pictured: The Disabled Horseshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
The Disabled Horseshoe
June 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Within The Disabled Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Wesley Arcade and the Arcadeweslies.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers will want to enjoy this attraction less than a half hour prior to everyone else.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, bad haircuts, or romantic, finger, leg, intestinal, viral, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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