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Above: The Dirty Horseshoe attraction during refurbishment
The Dirty Horseshoe
July 17, 1955
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Within The Dirty Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with classic pianists, Bradley Pylon and the Pylonbradlies.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- The picture of fireplaces is an obvious anachronism.
- The Dirty Horseshoe was once home to "The Dirty Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Foster's Book of Planetary Records record for least underhandedly performance.
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