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The Dirty Horseshoe attraction during construction
The Dirty Horseshoe
August 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Within The Dirty Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with adopted brothers, Danny Rainbow and the Rainbowdannies.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and dance.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, inexplicable growths, or nasal, elbow, or leg complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety pants.
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