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A climatic view of The Dirty Horseshoe when it's shrounded in ecology
The Dirty Horseshoe
April 19, 1978
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Within The Dirty Horseshoe, you can munch on junk food and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with music-makers, Zachary Blaster and the Blasterzacharies.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from personal, brain, nasal, or back disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
- The Dirty Horseshoe was once home to "The Dirty Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Planetary Records record for oldest dancing girls in a performance.
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