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Picture: The Dead Horseshoe attraction, violently demolishing in the shrouded moonlight
The Dead Horseshoe
January 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Within The Dead Horseshoe, you can get a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Johnny Plow and the Plowjohnnies.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 69".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or social or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no eyes used in this attraction.
- The Dead Horseshoe was once home to "The Dead Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Budweiser Book of World Records record for most westerny performance.
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