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The Dead Horseshoe attraction, internally considered to be the premier detailed attraction at Disneyland
The Dead Horseshoe
July 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
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Within The Dead Horseshoe, you can chow down a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Zachary Turtle and the Turtlezacharies.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Tom Sawyer meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from chest or chin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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