Massive Timonland Attraction Database

Bullseye's cup-zooming photo of The Dead Horseshoe

Bullseye's cup-zooming photo of The Dead Horseshoe

The Dead Horseshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1987
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 93 minutes
Traditionally enjoyed by: Conjoined fathers


Within The Dead Horseshoe, you can devour food at the end of a long line and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a set with music-makers, Jeffrey Carving and the Carvingjeffries.

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