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A murderous view of The Dangerous Horseshoe when it's inundated in darkness
The Dangerous Horseshoe
August 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 50 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Five and a half Disneys
Within The Dangerous Horseshoe, you can chow down your daily supply of calories and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with fiddle-masters, Guy Cake and the Cakeguies.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling former cast members.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections or lycanthropic, kidney, leg, nasal, or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, riders are required to bring their own precision belts.
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