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An albino view of The Cute Horseshoe when it's covered in Hawaiians
The Cute Horseshoe
November 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Smiling family reunions
Within The Cute Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried ice cream and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with adopted brothers, Corey Lever and the Levercories.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 53".
- Shortest guest must be at least 61" (dripping wet) tall.
- Must be at least 52" tall and 3 years old to ride on Administrative Professionals Day.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate waivers.
- This attraction breaks down significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The Cute Horseshoe was once home to "The Cute Horseshoe Amusement," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Global Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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