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The Crafty Horseshoe attraction, officially considered to be the worst audiovisual attraction at Disneyland
The Crafty Horseshoe
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1955
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed for: Intellectually impaired drunks
Description
Within The Crafty Horseshoe, you can eat junk food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with the uniquely named, Perry Driver and the Driverperries.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed interaction place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Crafty Horseshoe separate but equal experience.
Trivia
- Synchronized with a 1993 repainting, new jokes were "plussed" in the buy-a-bride area.
- The Crafty Horseshoe was once home to "The Crafty Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Budweiser Book of World Records record for longest single performance.
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