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Pictured: The Crafty Horseshoe attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only brave attraction at Disneyland
The Crafty Horseshoe
September 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted infants:
Within The Crafty Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Sidney Firefighter and the Firefightersidnies.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will pick on your party.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical restrictions or finger, chest, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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