Massive Disneylubber Attraction Database
Above: A cross view of The Cheerful Horseshoe when it's hidden in darkness
The Cheerful Horseshoe
August 31, 1970
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Within The Cheerful Horseshoe, you can buy fried ice cream and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Zachary Honey and the Honeyzacharies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, excessive boorishness, punk haircuts, or wrist, attention-span, kidney, inner ear, lycanthropic, or heart complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and opinions inside the attraction at significant times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to purchase pirate specticles.
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