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The Balmy Horseshoe attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier slow attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Balmy Horseshoe attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier slow attraction at Disneyland

The Balmy Horseshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 1969
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes

Description

Within The Balmy Horseshoe, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with the uniquely named, Tony Caroler and the Carolertonies.

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