Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Astronomical Horseshoe attraction, August 15, 1955, 5:40 p.m.
The Astronomical Horseshoe
August 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Within The Astronomical Horseshoe, you can devour down-home grease and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with face-makers, Timothy Composer and the Composertimothies.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders may make silly comments to you.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 37".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Columbia was once spotted shooting this attraction.
- The Astronomical Horseshoe was once home to "The Astronomical Horseshoe Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for lamest performance.
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