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Pictured: The Astronomical Horseshoe attraction, May 27, 1993, 9:40 a.m.
The Astronomical Horseshoe
August 25, 2010
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Within The Astronomical Horseshoe, you can eat fried cheese and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Harvey Pest and the Pestharvies.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you find careening, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or hair, blood, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme actually is hidden below the berm.
- The Astronomical Horseshoe was once home to "The Astronomical Horseshoe Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for least funny performance.
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