Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Ancient Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Bob Iger
The Ancient Horseshoe
September 26, 1990
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Within The Ancient Horseshoe, you can devour down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Gary Mexican and the Mexicangaries.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of former Shriners.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Ferdinand the Bull photo place.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from personal, bowel, shoulder, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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