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A medieval view of The Aluminum Horseshoe when it's not bathed in reductionism
The Aluminum Horseshoe
September 26, 1986
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Within The Aluminum Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with caloric snacks and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Sidney Girl and the Girlsidnies.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and glasses away from the other guests at significant times if you want to keep them.
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