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The Alpine Horseshoe attraction at first light
The Alpine Horseshoe
September 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Within The Alpine Horseshoe, you can chow down junk food and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with face-makers, Stanley Light and the Lightstanlies.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive chattiness or neck, shoulder, cardiac, viral, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The picture of locomotives is an obvious anachronism.
- The Alpine Horseshoe was once home to "The Alpine Horseshoe Amusement," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for lamest performance.
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