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An explosive view of The Alpine Horseshoe when it's not shrounded in darkness
The Alpine Horseshoe
July 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for cast members:
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Within The Alpine Horseshoe, you can eat fried chili and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with the uniquely named, Jeremy Quicksand and the Quicksandjeremies.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of goths.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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